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He’s not stealing your fries—he’s fulfilling his fatherly duty.
This bold retro-style “Dad Tax” tee celebrates every bite, sip, and snack that mysteriously disappears in the name of “safety.” The perfect gift for the food-sneaking, fry-sampling, donut-biting dad who always says, “I just had to make sure it wasn’t poison.”
Design: Vintage sunset stripes with retro illustrations of fries, a burger, soft serve, and a donut, paired with bold block text
Material: heavyweight cotton, perfect for cookouts, couch time, or coffee runs
Perfect for: Father’s Day, birthdays, or any day Dad needs backup for “sampling the goods”
🎁 A hilarious gift from kids or partners that every snack-sneaking dad will wear with pride.
The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. All it needs is a personalized design to elevate things to profitability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.
The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
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Our unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft and warm, a perfect choice for any cold day. In the front, the spacious kangaroo pocket adds daily practicality while the hood's drawstring is the same color as the base sweater for extra style points.
Print Method: DIGISOFT®
Unisex Size Chart
Production Time:
As soon as we receive your order, we process your item(s) within *1-7 business days.
*Made to order products require additional processing time.**
Estimated Delivery Time:
As soon the order is processed, tracking information is emailed. Transit time averages **3-15 business days for delivery. Economy
**These times may increase during the Winter Holiday season.**
Please note that items may ship separately and have various processing and shipping times. We want to provide you with a wide variety of quality products, therefore we partner with multiple reputable manufacturers to produce our custom designs.