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He’s not stealing your fries—he’s fulfilling his fatherly duty.
This bold retro-style “Dad Tax” tee celebrates every bite, sip, and snack that mysteriously disappears in the name of “safety.” The perfect gift for the food-sneaking, fry-sampling, donut-biting dad who always says, “I just had to make sure it wasn’t poison.”
Design: Vintage sunset stripes with retro illustrations of fries, a burger, soft serve, and a donut, paired with bold block text
Material: heavyweight cotton, perfect for cookouts, couch time, or coffee runs
Perfect for: Father’s Day, birthdays, or any day Dad needs backup for “sampling the goods”
🎁 A hilarious gift from kids or partners that every snack-sneaking dad will wear with pride.
Production Time:
As soon as we receive your order, we process your item(s) within *1-7 business days.
*Made to order products require additional processing time.**
Estimated Delivery Time:
As soon the order is processed, tracking information is emailed. Transit time averages **3-15 business days for delivery depending on item. Economy.
**These times may increase during the Winter Holiday season.**
Please note that items may ship separately and have various processing and shipping times. We want to provide you with a wide variety of quality products, therefore we partner with multiple reputable manufacturers to produce our custom designs.
